normanlovesvnecks

I was brought up by a family of penguins who had mistaken me for one of their own. It was a tough childhood for me but I soon grew accustomed to the temperature and surroundings. I was almost eaten by seals a few times but luckily I escaped the wild unharmed. I first discovered that I was different to the rest of the penguins when it became apparant that I was allergic to fish and so from then on I set out on my quest to discover who I really was. David Attenborough arrived where I was staying with the penguins one day to film a new series of his wildlife programme on penguins, he told me that I was infact part of a race called "Human kind" and that I should come with him to a country called England. (I must explain that another penguin could speak Mr.Attenborough's language and kindly translated everything he said) When I arrived in England the first thing that I noticed was the intense heat and the how everyone looked just like me. At last I had found where I belonged and the people I belonged with. I have now fully adapted to the way of life here and learnt the language, I still keep in touch with Mr. Attenborough and of course the penguins who brought me up.